He was one of my personal rap heroes long before "Just A Friend" but I never would have guessed just how much staying power the Diabolical Biz Markie had in him. From street-level rap star to pop star to fat guy on reality tv, one of the ugliest mugs in hip-hop has managed to stay in the game for over twenty years while most of his peers are lucky to have had just one decent single...

Now some crazy Japanese people have made a 2 foot tall plush doll of Biz, complete with a three finger ring, beat box sounds "A-One-Two!", booger-picking finger, and what resembles Converse All Star sneaks, this toy is not for kids but for the true hardcore hip hop fan...

For a real laugh, check out the TV commercial HERE

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